Story time (delete if not allowed): I bought these shorts after a Mastodon/Primus show (it was pretty hectic at the merch booth at the time) & I didn't notice they say “Asstodon”
RTF Women High-Rise Shorts | RecoverTheFumble
MASTODON ASSTODON SHORTS SZ M METAL BRENT HINDS BRANN DALLOR MAYHEM TOUR | #443485125
Mastodon Women's Asstodon Running Short Booty Shorts Medium Black - Walmart.com